15 Minutes of Shame

So I was watching some TV today, MTV to be precise, and some bullshit comedy based game show came on. I forget what it was called, but for the most part the host was a huge douche, Tera Reid was one of the actresses and we all know she couldn’t act if her life depended on it, and the rest of the cast was just Z lister wannabe’s. What really struck me and shocked me today was when one of the black cast members in one scene decided to take a crack at one of the Asian characters penis size. So what the fuck? You don’t see Asian’s publicly humiliating blacks by making fun of their intelligence or etiquette. You don’t see Asian’s being so fucking obnoxious and acting like illiterate improper ghetto fucks. This may be because of the lack of an Asian presence in the media, but this 5 second clip sparked anger in me and inspired me to write this piece I call.. “Race”

Race.
by MehSayah

They say, “don’t call us niggas, you ain’t black. Don’t stereotype us, you love chicken and waffles too. You call us uneducated but where were you when we were in school. You don’t know what it’s like to be black.” Attack him or offend him and you’re labeled a racist, a bigot, the man putting him down.

Then why does that black man test the China Man? You say we eat rice, have buck teeth, squinty eyes, and smell like soy sauce. You think Panda Express is real Chinese food. You joke our penises are small, we love to do math, our women are sex fiends, and our language consist of “ching’s”, “chong’s”, and “choy’s”.

What your ignorant ass doesn’t know is that we too were oppressed. A China man’s chance while for the white man we danced, building America’s railroads when you black man were too afraid. Cannery road was another one of our homes where we spent countless days in sickening conditions in Monterey Bay. We were oppressed too black man, but we didn’t complain.

My parents rose up and told me to study hard, that one day I may have a better future than they. They fought hard for a roof to put over my head, and they never complained and never went mad. So I studied my math and played my violin and up went my IQ, SAT scores, and chance at a better future. So what say you now about my tiny penis black man?

So I say, “don’t call me a Chink, but not because you ain’t Asian. Don’t stereotype me, not because you love fried rice and dumplings too. You call me a nerd and complain when I graduate from college. Where were you when I was in school? Black man, you don’t know what it’s like to be Asian.” Attack me or offend me and nobody complains because their scared you’ll complain. But guess what black man? You’re your own hypocrite of race.

During the time when dinosaurs roamed the earth, when Pangaea still existed, a lone caveman created the wheel. For a while things were good and the state of the art tool provided a bunch of new uses. As time passed, the wheel was eventually developed in conjunction with other technologies which eventually created various inventions including the horse pulled wagon’s and carriages pioneers crossed the great North America with. Keep moving down the time line of the wheel and you’ll see that eventually it was developed to be used for what contemporary applications such as cars for example, and more precisely drifting.

If that caveman was able to foresee what fags that’d be using his invention today, he probably would’ve slit his own throat, but not before destroying the invention that would eventually spawn a lifestyle flooded with socially rejected attention starved keyboard banging sheep with a schizo mob mentality.

Those who speak up against these freaks of nature are without question attacked and quickly silenced by any means necessary. No one must speak up against the hoard, and like the government’s selective “freedom of speech”, opinions are not aloud except when they themselves feel the need to speak freely against those that oppose.

Before a certain blog was silenced because the masses felt threatened by his lone voice, some truth was heard and spread before those who chose to read. To those who weren’t able to read the blog, i’ll roughly paraphrase a few quotes from the blog:

“Formula D is like drift day with trophies.”

“Formula D is like the minors of D1.”

“Formula D is like a white guy playing in the NBA.”

“Formula D loved the special Olympics so much that they grabbed a few of the contestants, gave them cars, and threw the on the track.”

As for the few quotes I could remember, I definitely found the humor in what was said. At the same time he shouldn’t have been so timid in voicing his opinion on his own blog. The replies that ensued were along the lines of what tone he should have been using to begin with. So he made a generalization about Formula D.. who the fuck cares? Leave it to a bunch of 240sx and corolla owners who don’t even have the money to buy quality parts to tear apart the opinion of one of the few in the industry with any balls to stand up and speak his mind.

Those experts who have found that humans have evolved into beings far superior than the animals we’re so easy to belittle have probably yet to experiencing being flamed by a bunch of online fags who know nothing more than to question ones sexual orientation and physical appearance. The educated few are enveloped by the ignorant masses and in turn their freedom and human rights taken away for their blessing.

Considering the crude and vulgar nature of the persons involved in the silencing, it brought back memories of the Geico caveman commercials with the moto “So Easy a Caveman Can Do it”. The hilarity of the situation is that with this incident I find that the motto may well be true. Actin’ a drifter, “So Easy a Caveman Can Do it”. Kind of has a ring to it doesn’t it?